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promohomo
The fellas who hang around promo girls lifting boxes of lame promo stuff and driving promo vans or Smart cars. Often wearing sawn-off t-shirts and really bad sunglasses.
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proboho • probono • probhoe • Probobobably • probonotobly • Proboobility • proboobly • ProBoolean • Proboom • probophobia
proboobly
proboobly by Winston Wolf March 13, 2008
protohonky
When Trump takes away his social security and Medicaid, the trailer park protohonky will blame Obama, beat his wife, and shoot up the "No Hunting" signs.
protohonky by 4NK8utahbar March 31, 2019
Protohomo
Noun
: Is used to denote a person of a Christian protestant faith. It means that they are the true homosexuals for breaking away from The Roman Catholic Church.
: Is used to denote a person of a Christian protestant faith. It means that they are the true homosexuals for breaking away from The Roman Catholic Church.
Roman Catholic: Why do you hate The Virgin Mary so much?
Heretic: Because she was just some regular bitch with sin.
Roman Catholic: She was born without original sin, is the mother of Jesus Christ & the early church Fathers agreed with that.
Heretic: Whatever you say papalboy.
Roman Catholic: Hang on there protohomo. The majority of your "Churches" are literally out of strip malls & the rest look like elementary schools.
Heretic: Because she was just some regular bitch with sin.
Roman Catholic: She was born without original sin, is the mother of Jesus Christ & the early church Fathers agreed with that.
Heretic: Whatever you say papalboy.
Roman Catholic: Hang on there protohomo. The majority of your "Churches" are literally out of strip malls & the rest look like elementary schools.
Proboobility
Sean: Woah, Ashley's boobs were sooo close to coming out of her shirt today.
Evan: Yeah, there was definatly a high proboobility of that.
Evan: Yeah, there was definatly a high proboobility of that.
Proboobility by Elwooje October 21, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026