Probin' 

1.) To be out in a social setting looking for members of the opposite.

2.) To go looking for females.

3.) Out trying to get laid.

"Where you guys at?"
"We're down at the bar, probin' for chicks."

"You wanna go out probin' tonight?"

Probin' by Chopper9 February 4, 2010

Probin' 

The action of driving aimlessly in a "Ford Probe". The act usually takes place upon local roads relative to the owner of the "Ford Probe", this can be executed by one to four persons; Often two because the vehicle is a two-plus-two seater coupe'. The inhabitants of the vehicle don`t mind the senseless consumption of Gasoline nor Time, that is until the mention of "Gas Money" or "My Girl". Subsequently this will conclude in an abrupt end of the pleasure-trip and begin a breakneck haste to get inhabitants out of the Drivers car as soon as humanly possible.

"Yo you wanna go Probin`tonight?"

"Yo u wanna wash the gals tonight? "
"Only if we get to go Probin` after bro"

"Dude you realize we`re rolling backwards?"
"mmm yeah, it`s a Manual they do that.

"Doesn`t matter, we`re Probin`."

"Yo can I drive?"
"Have you ever driven a manual?"
"Don`t worry about it, I got it."
"You can only go Probin` if you can work the stick"
*Meaty Wack*
"Both Chuckle"

"Yo you good bro, who we`re you on the phone with?"
"My Girl."
"She say's I gotta meet her"
"Bruh, we're Probin'."
"I know, maybe tomorrow night."
*Another Probin' event does not occur for a week.*

Probin' by Aneed Seemon September 9, 2021

Protinger

A derogatory term used to describe a white American living on an Island in a Foreign country.

That nasty Protinger is always fucking his dog on the Island of Cozumel

Protinger by SauceFish July 14, 2020

proging 

To look through a person's things without their knowledge or permission

Dammit! I've told Tommy to stop proging through my stuff!

proging by JoeKing07 October 23, 2008

Woo-ham Province 

Internet mind-viruses that won't believe that the COVID crisis is just what it is - a rampant dangerous virus of natural origins. Instead we are to believe it comes from secret military labs (in China of course) or was activated by 5G mobile phone signals, in a bid to get us all in lock-down, in a fascistic mind-controlled police state or to implement Agenda-21. Just nuts.
It is located somewhere in the backwoods of the US Deep South or Bible-belt, where 1st cousins or brothers and sisters marry, they bathe once a fortnight and where dinner is either road-kill or lead bullet-ridden wild hog.

The mind virus contagion from Woo-ham Province is spreading and the hicks are hoarding more guns than usual and lynching anyone non-Caucasian.

Woo-ham Province by Crap Artiste April 2, 2020

Tony Hawk's Proving Ground 

The worst Tony Hawk game I have ever played. Trying to make a button mashing game challenging by making you have to combo EVERYTHING is just stupid. Even the distance challenges seem glitchy, where you have to get about 10 feet past the Sick marker for it to actually give you a sick rating. Most of the challenges require tons of trial and error and way more patience than it's worth. Sometimes it's even hard to find a challenge, because they're scattered all over the place, and there's still the annoying gaps to find which have very vague names that could mean anything and you either have to gap everything or just look online for the gap locations

Tony Hawk's Proving Ground sucks.

Tony Hawk's Proving Ground by Xtreme2252 October 13, 2009

Daddy Probing 

Usually performed by a guy who is talking to a girl at the bar and trying to assess how deep her daddy issues go. This will help the gentleman assess the ratio between the level of daddy issues and the quality of the blowjob.

I was daddy probing this girl at the bar and found out she grew up with her mom and sister. I think she's looking for some validation from a positive male role model.

Daddy Probing by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020