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probaition

A "let's see if you can behave yourself this time" period dat you hafta struggle through after having committed some illegal game-enticing action when trapping, hunting, or fishing.
Visiting angler from New York: Da Rhode Island game warden agreed wif me dat, since da employee at da nearby sporting-goods shop had been da one who had recommended canned corn to put on my hook, it was really said inattentive clerk's fault dat I'd unknowingly used an illegal-in-only-dat-one-state attractant, not mine. So he merely gave me a six-month probaition period instead of making me either pay a fine or appear in court.
by QuacksO December 25, 2021
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Dodecatuple Secret Probation

The highest level of probation imaginable assigned to a fraternity; the underlying intention being assured failure.
From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation!
by newkie December 15, 2011
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Counter-probaiting

An amalgamation of counterproductive and baiting

Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass
Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point
by WarriorWithin August 10, 2020
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probation officer

person to whom you must check in with while on probation.
Damn, I wish I could go out with you to the bars tonight Leroy but, I've got to see my probation officer in the morning.
by The View June 19, 2008
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Facebook probation

1. When you take someone out of facebook limbo by accepting their friend request, but with the "This person can only see my limited profile" setting.

2. Moving a facebook friend's status down from normal to limited profile so they can't see all your shit.
1. "Yeah that chick from my math class keeps adding me as a friend. I think I'm just gonna put her on Facebook probation so she'll stop annoying me."

2. "Alright this dude has commented on all 150 of my photos. He's going on facebook probation.
by tdbmachine January 6, 2008
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conversation probation

When someone talks too damn much and needs a conversation timeonut, that person has been put on conversation probation.
Rob: "Shut the fuck up!"
Nick: "What?"
Rob: "Bitch, your on conversation probation for 20 minutes!"
by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009
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masturbation probation

When one goes an extended period of time without jerking off. Most will give in to willpower and natural urges, but the courageous and strong can sometimes go for days or weeks without choking the chicken. See The Contest (Seinfeld).
"Yo dude, check out this porn video I found!"
"Nah man, not tonight. I've decided to go on masturbation probation."
by Gayaka June 20, 2009
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