private time 

Taking time away from others to ponder your existence and meditate on peaceful thoughts.

Jeff: My job is just stressing me out so much. That's why I've been enjoying some private time lately.

private time by Jeff Jeffersonicus IV December 9, 2008

Private time 

When trying to master-bate without you mom walking in on you.

Mom go away this is my private time!

Private time by J.A1705 November 16, 2019

Private Time Story 

A private story where you let your audience know who you would like to have sex with

I Will Like To Fuck ****** In My Private Time Story

Private Time Story by Brian Handler February 23, 2020

steamy private time 

Sex. Usually with the bois but, sometimes with some girls.

Man 1: Aight bro are we getting up in this crib or what?
Man 2: Nah bro we can have some steamy private time in the bedroom.
Man 1 & 3: Maan, what the fuck??

steamy private time by Renewings April 23, 2022

private island time 

Phrase first used by Anchor Island Coffee in Kansas City, MO to describe the daily ceremony of marijuana self medication

A: Are you available tonight?
B: No, I'll be on private island time
A: Nice, Enjoy!

private island time by 32whiskey January 29, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008