prison chili 

A large spread of thick diarrhea that covers the entire surface of water in a toilet: often a rich brown color.

I just went into the bathroom and whipped up some prison chili.

prison chili by AllCheesesAreWarm July 14, 2023

poison chalice

To receive something that seems fantastic or a real opportunity at first, but ultimately ends up sucking or causing damage to the recipient.

Joey passed the ball straight to Tim in front of goal microseconds before Tim was spear tackled by six defenders rendering him unconscious. Joey really passed him the Poison Chalice!

poison chalice by Too much make up. October 13, 2015

prisonphilia 

A derogatory term describing what may appear to be love of the prison routine, often illustrated by multiple prison terms, implying that the person is unable or unwilling to create a more functional life.

Prisonphilia is a condition that often begins to form in early childhood, usually one that is chaotic, unreliable, and populated by emotionally unavailable adults, thereby spawning a person who feels lost and cannot effectively take care of themself.

prisonphilia by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2022