Upper Echelon Pettiness. The necessity for pettiness. Like being initiated into a secret society of extreme pettybehavior.
Like if someone stepped on someone's shoe and they burned their house down for it. "That's some pettinessity if ever I saw it."
Tupac and Biggie's deaths were unfortunate and unnecessary events that were lead to by pettinessity from anonymous parties.
"I think that musician may have been iniatiated into some kind of pettinessity. Did you see their new music video? There was all kinds of esoteric petty symbology."
Prettybeast can often be defined in several different ways. However, this word is most commonly defined in the Urban Culture as a word of pure rawness.
Used a slang to describe the following words:
highly skilled, lyrically inclined, stylish, different and hot
Example 1: Yo Prahmiss is PrettyBeast, her rhymes are raw.
Example 2: His new sneakers are "prettybeast," they are unique, stylish and the hottest I have seen in a long time.
Something that is prettinesses is thought to be both pretty and cute at the same time. Usually commented by a girl. It is a shortened way of saying "that is really pretty and cute!"
A friend shows her best mate her brand new bag which is decorated with glittery thread and sequins. The friend comments "aww prettinesses!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.