Pretty friend

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The pretty friend is the friend the ugly girl ( ugly friend ) tries to imitate.

The ugly friend will try to look like them, will steal their clothes and try to steal their life but fail.

Usually the pretty friend will be favored over the ugly. she will be given everything and anything by men because she's so gorgeous and has a lot to offer.

The ugly friend will end up a failure in life with 10 kids and trying to get even with the pretty friend for the rest of her life.

Better move far away, the ugly friend wants revenge on the pretty friend now.

Pretty friend by bonss. December 9, 2008

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two pretty best friend

you have never seen two pretty best friends always one of them got to be ugly

two pretty best friend

two pretty best friend by diarrhea dog November 4, 2020

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Pretty as a friend

Someone who is certainly pretty, but, to the person declaring it, is not pretty enough to be attracted to sexually.

"I don't get it, Taffy, he plasters my picture all over his Facebook page but he's sleeping with this other chick."

"He must think you're pretty as a friend."

Pretty as a friend by LolaBorealis September 13, 2011

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i aint never seen two pretty best friends

its always one of em gotta be ugly

guy with scary eyes: i aint never seen two pretty best friends its always one of em gotta be ugly

i aint never seen two pretty best friends by satanisalesbian October 31, 2020

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Two Pretty Best Friends

A phenomena when there are two girls are best friends and are both pretty.*

Note: This phenomena has never been observed in real life

Man sitting in car: I ain't never seen two pretty best friends. Its always "one of them's always gotta be ugly".

Two Pretty Best Friends by bigphatcoochie October 29, 2020

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two pretty best friends

something that doesn't exist

man in car: "i ain't never seen two pretty best friends. its always one of them gotta be ugly"

two pretty best friends by man in car November 4, 2020

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i aint never seen two pretty best friends

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly

you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly

i aint never seen two pretty best friends by anonymous October 31, 2020

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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