pretite

Someone who is both pretty and petite.

Damn girl, you pretite!

by Siljestam August 6, 2017

I’ll make the sunsets prettier

means they’re planning on offing themselves

friend 1: I’ll make the sunsets prettier.
friend 2: Please don’t.

by anonymous March 20, 2022

Petite

The first french word you learned when you were looking through 18+ websites.

*Petite* pus** get walloped by magnum ding dong.

by getbullied69 June 30, 2020

petite bourgeoisie

In a strict Marxist sense, the petite bourgeoisie represents the middle managers who are capable of purchasing the labor power of the proletariat (working class), but also do not wholly own the means of production. The key defining factor of this group involves the attitudes, values, and opinions they support and display. Members of this social group strive to mimic the behaviors and practices of the Haute Bourgeoisie (upper class, the one percent if you will), even though their own incomes are nowhere near the level of those they deify. They often have an aggressive disdain for the poor even though most of them are a single paycheck away from joining their ranks. Modernly, most of them purchase goods and services on credit, providing for the illusion that they have the same kind of purchasing power that the wealthy do. They use this artificial purchasing power to obtain nice clothes, cars, and jewelry (swag). Most of them are social/fiscal conservatives, Social Darwinists, Objectivists/Ayn Rand fans and/or libertarians. They also have nigh-psychotic delusions of grandeur, thinking that if they just "work hard enough" that they too will join the ranks of the economic elite someday.

"So my buddy only makes 30k a year, just bought a house, a BMW, a rolex, and has a full wardrobe of designer clothes. He also lectures me every day that he 'earned it' from 'working hard' and that anyone who doesn't have what he's got is somehow inferior to him."

"petite bourgeoisie scum."

by sosickoflivinghere December 6, 2013

Mon petite fleur

An inaccurate way to write in French "my little flower". The correct expression is "ma petite fleur".
In French it can be used as a term of endearment, like "honey".
It can simply be your little flower, the one you need to water.

I love when you dance mon petite fleur.

Mon petite fleur is dead because I forgot to water it...

by Ted Losi September 27, 2014

La Petite Morte

Euphemism for sexual orgasm.

(French: literal translation - little death.)

La petite morte.....

by Katka February 7, 2007

petite venison

Petite venison is hamster meat, sometimes also listed on menus as "soylent tan". It is most often prepared as breaded nuggets which are then baked or deep fried.

Fascinated, I watched her consume the whole platter of petite venison carpaccio without the benefit of utensils.

by John Stewart (not THE John Stewart) August 20, 2006