pretirement
pretirement by laundromatt00 September 10, 2009
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Pretirement
The period of time from infancy to the start of preschool where a child doesn’t have to go to school or work.
Pretirement by CowBellJoe April 3, 2019
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Pretirement
The employment status of one who has been forced for the first time into unemployment due to the economic downturn of a company or, furthermore, a global recession. With no previous experience with the hardships of being unemployed, pretirees might be be prone to making light of their situation by considering themselves "retired". However, as they are not at a stage in life in which they are financially prepared to actually make that move, they must accept the fact that they will at some point be back in the work force.
"Did you hear Steve got tossed out on to the street from a job for the first time in his life? His position was replaced by a robotic arm.. so now he's got to face the world ofunemployment. He's not down, though! He can spend more time with his family and look around for the first stable job in all the years he's been in the labor force. He's been working so hard his whole life, so I guess he deserves some time off. He can't quite retire just yet.. so consider this his pretirement!"
Pretirement by big-ernest September 10, 2009
Two Days Till Retirement
An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.
Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!
Two Days Till Retirement by DANfan January 19, 2013
Retirement Funeral
This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.
Retirement Funeral by JJJAL August 20, 2019
sudbury retirement fund
"holy shit walt.. you must have 100 cases of empties in the garage.. why don't you return them?"
"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"
"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"
sudbury retirement fund by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009
stealth retirement
The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.
stealth retirement by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
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