Pretent

pretent is a prewoody pre tent < before the woody starts>

Before the penis gets hard. "pretent" Before pitching a tent.

by CheekyGurl September 25, 2010

pretent

(pronounced pretench) one syl/abrev lang for pretentious. the act of saying the word gives a pretentious air therefore making the use of it even more hilarious

Ew, that girl is so pretent.

by maf1 April 8, 2006

present mic

A vary loud boi
Is friends with espresso depresso emo boi

Present mic is a pro hero and he loud

by I like my hero academia November 12, 2019

Pretend Murray

When you use a surname that you know isn't yours. You are given the name via a fake birth certificate to hide history, and the fact your "dad" isn't "your dad", but you go along with it to stay in good with your "chequebook dad"

Muzza is such a Pretend Murray he had it tattoo'd down his leg, and gave the name to his son who is now also a Pretend Murray. Spoon fed family lies are awful tastier than the truth huh?

by ratsbackside May 16, 2023

Presentation Michael

Evil twin of the My Hero Academia character, Present Mic. Presentation Michael is gay, a war criminal, and has a very large dick.

Yeah Present Mic is cool, but i like his twin, Presentation Michael way better. Have you seen that guy's dick?

by pissypiss January 2, 2021

i am pretending to type something

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.

-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".

by Quirty uwo Paz’s May 26, 2020

preventative wiz

Urinating ahead of time while your bladder is roughly 50% full or less to prevent inconvenience of having to do so at a later time with greater need.

I'm gonna take a preventative wiz before we go so I won't have to drain it while we're out.

by JCS Bricks August 23, 2004