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pressure washer 

1. A gasoline-powered cleaning device, that sprays highly pressurized water.

2. When a human male uses his stream of urination to clean (in a sense) the toilet bowl, usually in an attempt to dislodge feces stuck on the upper part of the bowl, above the water line.
1. Pressure washers are great for cleaning your driveway.

2. I took a ginormous dump yesterday; I had to drink a 12 pack to fuel my pressure washer and blast all that shit off the porcelain.
pressure washer by Leroy Brown 420 February 7, 2009
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pressure washer 

When you take a fatty shit on a girl's chest and then piss on it to clean it off.
Dude, she's a freak, I bet I could even get away with pulling off the pressure washer

pressure washer 

A satanic creation that uses water pumped at high pressure to clean things like driveways, sidewalks and eves.
It took me 4 hours with the pressurewasher to clean the driveway.
pressure washer by Jman December 21, 2004

Pressure washer 

The pressure washer is when you blow a load on a girls face and then quickly after you begin to pee on her face to clean it off.
Tom blows a load on Jill's face, then Tom pees on Jill's face. Jill then thanks Tom for a "Pressure Washer".
Pressure washer by Brett Pronovost December 28, 2007

pressure washer 

It took me 1 hour with my Willy to clean the driveway, so much faster than my Pressure Washer!
pressure washer by Mossfrog February 4, 2010

Mexican Pressure Washer

When you put your thumb over the end of a standard hose nozzle, thereby raising the psi to pressure wash something.
Damn dude, how am I gonna get all this Puerto Rican blood off my snakeskin cowboy boots with a regular hose? I guess I'll just Mexican Pressure Washer them off.

Jewish Pressure Washer 

When you gently insert a narrow rod into your penis hole and leave it there for 3-4 days and when removed piss comes out of your dick at 90-137mph
Johnny tried the Jewish Pressure Washer and no longer has a penis