pressboard

A cheap-ass mixture of wood pulp that has been solidified and glued together with the cheapest stuff you can find on the market and then given cheap, easily-breakable plastic to cover the front and sides and sold in place of all forms of wood these days.

God damn... did you buy a pressboard cabinet again? You know how cheap those damn things are!

by yankfan1236 April 20, 2004

pissboarding

A form of torture, similar to waterboarding, that influences compliance of a prisoner by subjecting them to the simulated experience of drowning. The interrogation subject is restrained and a sheet of fabric is wrapped over their face. Then, between 4 and 10 men simultaneously urinate on the prisoners face, which induces gagging and vomiting almost immediately. The prisoner typically begs to be executed after 3-4 seconds of pissboarding. Prisoners subjected to pissboarding often have mental scars that last a lifetime.

Chris: "Did the pissboarding get him to confess?"
Ed: "Who fuckin' cares? I've got another 12 beers to drink."

by dirtyjeff June 11, 2008

presubordination

PRE - Before
SUB - Meaning UNDER.
ORDER - Meaning POSITION.
FINAL DEFINITION - To be UNDER the POSITION, or rank of another BEFORE they have suggested it to happen.

The smart soldiers knew that they must exercise presubordination to the new commander, even before they have taken their role.

by Eternialality November 17, 2021