An individual who is not currently fat, but likely will be in the future, particularly after they age, bear (a) child(ren) or stop working out 3 times a day and start eating because they get married and thus tie their man down.
Often prefat is used as a derogatory comment, and with consideration not just of one's physical appearance but also their personality.
That whore at work may look decent now but she's prefat. Giver her 3 years, will be round as a ball.
Christy better be careful; I heard her say she want's a big family but you know she prefat. Those pounds aren't coming off after she pops a kid.
Coined by Penny Arcade, prefanity are words and expressions which are not yet considered profanity, but will at some point in the future become vulgar.
"That guy who just killed me in Halo is a real ham doctor"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!