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An individual who is not currently fat, but likely will be in the future, particularly after they age, bear (a) child(ren) or stop working out 3 times a day and start eating because they get married and thus tie their man down.

Often prefat is used as a derogatory comment, and with consideration not just of one's physical appearance but also their personality.
That whore at work may look decent now but she's prefat. Giver her 3 years, will be round as a ball.

Christy better be careful; I heard her say she want's a big family but you know she prefat. Those pounds aren't coming off after she pops a kid.
prefat by j_w_c October 24, 2010

precautionary wizz 

the act of heading to the bathroom even if you do not feel the need in order to ensure you can devote your full attention to an upcoming activity
Before heading out to golf, Paul took a precautionary wizz .
"Prefunc" is an abbreviation referencing the longer phrase "pre-function."
It is often misspelled as Prefunk, due to the ambiguity of the spoken word.

All of these terms refer to the gathering and happenings that come before a main event.
"Tonight we're going to prefunc at Jim's before the concert."
Prefunc by Jenny Chinchilla August 6, 2008

Precautionary Pepto 

A Pepto-Bismol taken prior to a date, party, or other important social function in order to prevent any bowel-related mishaps during the event.
1. I wish I hadn't had Panda Express for lunch. I need a Precautionary Pepto before I hang out with Bridget or else I'm gonna get the runs.

prefanity 

Coined by Penny Arcade, prefanity are words and expressions which are not yet considered profanity, but will at some point in the future become vulgar.
"That guy who just killed me in Halo is a real ham doctor"

"What's a ham doctor?"

"It's prefanity, dude. Trust me, soon it will be a worse insult than cuntburglar - just wait and see"
prefanity by sick_puppy July 22, 2009

prefuse 73 

prefuse 73 is the shit
prefuse 73 by dubpl8s January 6, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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