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preemf by proncking November 17, 2020
You call "preem" something that is cool, great, something that feels premium. It's a positive adjective.
"This gonk ran drove the wall and flatlined, what a shame, his AV was actually preem".
"I got a preem gun here, Jackie gave it to me. May he rest in peace, see him in the major leagues!"
"All of these eddies just for me? Preeeeem!"
Preem by Cybergoth2020 December 18, 2020

Premface 

An English Premier League fan who knows absolutely nothing about any football outside of Great Britain. A 'premface' will often repeat stereotypes such as “Italy is a corrupt retirement home that plays catenaccio”, Germans are “efficient” and must “never be written off”, Argies are “cheats” and foreigners “are all divers”. To indulge in 'premfacery' would be to label the Three Lions as “favourites” before every World Cup, and then declare your astonishment at how they could be hammered 4-1 by a country from whom “only one player would make the England team”. Most importantly, a 'premface' repeats at least 80 times a day that the EPL is the “best league in the world” and that any player – Pele and Maradona included – is “unproven unless he has played in England”.
Man, Adrian Chiles is such a premface

ITV's pundit team is just full of premfaces
Premface by Garganese August 21, 2013
Short for premium. Used in the same way as the word "good".
Person A: Got a preem phone I'm selling, you interested?
Person B: How much?
Person A: 50$
Person B: Preem price!
Preem by ShoshAhSheli December 29, 2020
A shortened term used to describe the event of going out for "Pre Drinks" or going to a "Pre-Meeting"
1. We're gonna have a preemie at my house before we go to the club.
2. Before we meet with the Board of Directors, we should have a preemie to plan our presentation.
Preemie by Jake_F September 24, 2020

preemptive pee 

the act of forcing yourself or others to urinate in anticipation of not having another opportunity to do so for a long period of time.
Better take a preemptive pee before we hit the road.
preemptive pee by casadefox May 22, 2010