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preductive 

What you are before you are productive. This phase usually includes procrastination activities such as watching TV on the internet or typing in 'facebook.com' into your address bar when you are already on Facebook.
Oh man, I have to be preductive for at least 4 hours before I write my paper. Maybe I'll watch all of 30 Rock again.
preductive by lilyyes April 7, 2011

predicalemma

A certain predicament in which you are having a particular dilemma with.
Should I drink whiskey or beer... hmm.. this is a real predicalemma
predicalemma by Colin St. Croix December 31, 2016

Predictile Dysfunction 

Predictile dysfunction (PD) means that you cannot get and/or maintain a prediction. In some cases the prediction becomes partly firm, but not hard enough to actually perform. In severe cases of PD, there is no movement in the prediction at all.
The media had a bad case of predictile dysfunction when projecting Hillary w to win the presidency.

Productweedity 

"After I smoked a bunch of weed I went and did a bunch of stuff. Productweedity is at an all time high"
Productweedity by Symph July 16, 2014

Predictese 

Garbled or nonensical text created by a device's predictive text generator when it automatically selects the wrong words.
Here is an example of Predictese: a person types "I have seventeen boxes of floss"; predictive text writes "I held seventeen boots of flattery".
Predictese by RoPW August 30, 2012

Preductable 

Sally: "Wow, I haven't been preductable at all today."
Preductable by Talf November 26, 2020
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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