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preductive 

What you are before you are productive. This phase usually includes procrastination activities such as watching TV on the internet or typing in 'facebook.com' into your address bar when you are already on Facebook.
Oh man, I have to be preductive for at least 4 hours before I write my paper. Maybe I'll watch all of 30 Rock again.
preductive by lilyyes April 7, 2011

predicalemma

A certain predicament in which you are having a particular dilemma with.
Should I drink whiskey or beer... hmm.. this is a real predicalemma
predicalemma by Colin St. Croix December 31, 2016

Predictile Dysfunction 

Predictile dysfunction (PD) means that you cannot get and/or maintain a prediction. In some cases the prediction becomes partly firm, but not hard enough to actually perform. In severe cases of PD, there is no movement in the prediction at all.
The media had a bad case of predictile dysfunction when projecting Hillary w to win the presidency.

Productweedity 

"After I smoked a bunch of weed I went and did a bunch of stuff. Productweedity is at an all time high"
Productweedity by Symph July 16, 2014

Predictese 

Garbled or nonensical text created by a device's predictive text generator when it automatically selects the wrong words.
Here is an example of Predictese: a person types "I have seventeen boxes of floss"; predictive text writes "I held seventeen boots of flattery".
Predictese by RoPW August 30, 2012

Preductable 

Sally: "Wow, I haven't been preductable at all today."
Preductable by Talf November 26, 2020