A term used between bros while trying to sweet talk a girl in hopes of having future sexual activities with her.
Guy: "Yeah man ive been pre-pussing this bitch all night I think it might be my lucky day"
Other Guy: "Sick bro you have her right where you want her. Now go give her what she wants ;)"
Jordan was invited to church with her super-conservative family, he's trying to convince her parents she should be able to date him before she's 30. He is so pre-pussywhipped it hurts.
Also known as PPJ, the feeling of getting nervous or wanting to back out of getting pussy that you have never got before, (a girl you never fucked before)
Mike: yo what's wrong?
John: i don't I'm about to smash this chick I never smashed before and I'm nervous
Mike: ahhh you got the pre pussy jitters
Noun- Good pussy that has had a previous owner, but is still high quality, luxury gradepussy.
Tom - How's Lisa treating you?
Will - She is very fine man Tom - You know she's not a virgin right?
Will - Yeah, but that girl has Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Pussy.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.