Similar to the ideology behind "pre-game", pre-goon means to get yourself ready for a goon session typically by consuming content that makes you horny but is typically SFW.

Manuel Ferrera: watching Lisa Morales in the morning really gets me worked up and gets me into a bit of a pre-goon before I go headfirst into porn

Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.

Pre-Goon by GermanGoon July 16, 2025

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Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.

Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.

Pre-Poon-Goon by mGBm December 29, 2023

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pre match goon

when you goon before sexual intercourse

My friend Brodie had a pre match goon before going in to do bonnie blue

pre match goon by Manbilly999 March 21, 2025

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Pregooglian

Adjective: Pertaining to or having qualities of an era before google (1996 or earlier) often refering to a time before internet search engines.

Noun: A person with characteristics dating to before 1996 or internet search engines.

The idea that students must memorize Math equations, historical events or geography to operate in the world is a pregooglian concept. In our times we can simply look up answers as needed at the touch of a screen .

Pregooglian by MKRandall January 28, 2017

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