Gooner terminology for masturbating without any aids, such as porn, lotion etc, typically used when pleasing oneself. This form of dry masturbation usually involves a bator using just their imagination (Spankbank) or watching something fairly SFW on TV or online. It is the pinnacle of goonerism as it shows one's ability to beat off without needing sexual stimulants and how dedicated they are to cumming as they "struggle" their way to a cumshot.
AKA "L1o"
AKA "L1o"
Brickzilla: I know Courtney Cronin is probably causing many men to Leg one out, whenever she's on TV.
Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt
Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite
Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt
Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
Get the Leg One Outmug. When something, relatively SFW (Safe for work), leads to you watching and masturbating for eg a hot news anchor reading the news - you are watching the news but also jerking off to the reporter.
AKA "fwatch"
AKA "fwatch"
It's almost impossible to not fapwatch whenever Sarah Nicole Davis or Lindsay Biscaia are reading sports or news
Yeah I blow big thick fat chunky loads when they are onscreen. Marissa Roberto too. Those women make a lot of money for their networks because men are not going to change the channel when they are on
Yeah I blow big thick fat chunky loads when they are onscreen. Marissa Roberto too. Those women make a lot of money for their networks because men are not going to change the channel when they are on
by GermanGoon December 23, 2024
Get the Fapwatchmug. A term used to express the main thought when one comes across a phat ass, "Just imagine the backshots".
Brickzilla: Everytime I see Liliane and her big phat pawg milf booty walk by, I just wanna stretch her little white pussy wide.
Shane Diesel: We should tag team her Shiotsuki and fill her up with thick fat BBC, like we did Ruchi Dogra. J.I.T.B.!
Shane Diesel: We should tag team her Shiotsuki and fill her up with thick fat BBC, like we did Ruchi Dogra. J.I.T.B.!
by GermanGoon July 11, 2025
Get the J.I.T.B.mug. Jovan Jordan: damn, Juliano is so lucky to have a hotwife, she's got everything, looks, perfect teeth, big tits and a big ol' onion booty!
Shorty Mac: Don't worry we're gonna treat Liliane so well and feed her fat cock after fat cock, that BBB pussy gonna be so wet and gaping open after we stretch her out.
Shane Diesel: And we're gonna let cucky hubby eat our cum out of her stretched out pussy
Brickzilla: can't wait to gangbang that BBB! I'm gonna cum so deep inside her wet cunt, cock hubby going to have a full meal of cum to eat out of her
Shorty Mac: Don't worry we're gonna treat Liliane so well and feed her fat cock after fat cock, that BBB pussy gonna be so wet and gaping open after we stretch her out.
Shane Diesel: And we're gonna let cucky hubby eat our cum out of her stretched out pussy
Brickzilla: can't wait to gangbang that BBB! I'm gonna cum so deep inside her wet cunt, cock hubby going to have a full meal of cum to eat out of her
by GermanGoon February 04, 2025
Get the BBBmug. When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).
Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!
Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.
Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.
Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
Get the Face Meatmug. People often assume people who are child free, do so by choice but in many cases, people are child free by circumstance such as medical conditions, infertility, being chronically single (lack of partner to raise a family with, etc.).
Celine: I have had four abortions, I am childfree by choice
Rosa: I am too focused on my career & I prefer being an Aunt, so I am childfree by choice
Julia, Jessica & Stephanie: We have no partners and are already at the age where pregnancy would be considered a geriatric pregnancy, we are childfree by circumstance.
Rosa: I am too focused on my career & I prefer being an Aunt, so I am childfree by choice
Julia, Jessica & Stephanie: We have no partners and are already at the age where pregnancy would be considered a geriatric pregnancy, we are childfree by circumstance.
by GermanGoon January 07, 2025
Get the Childfree by Circumstancemug. Basically a way of saying someone is in the act of masturbation or jerking off. It is meant to symbolize the imagery of pants strapped around the ankles like a handcuff straps around two hands.
It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"
It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"
Jovan Jordan: anytime I see Rosa Johnson's or Alicia Campagna's phat ass and small tits on social media, it always leads to a pants handcuffing ankles type of situation
Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat
Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat
by GermanGoon January 09, 2025
Get the Pants Handcuffing Anklesmug.