BBB

Big Booty Brazilian or Bubble Butt Brazilian, as Brazilians are known for having very plump assets
Jovan Jordan: damn, Juliano is so lucky to have a hotwife, she's got everything, looks, perfect teeth, big tits and a big ol' onion booty!

Shorty Mac: Don't worry we're gonna treat Liliane so well and feed her fat cock after fat cock, that BBB pussy gonna be so wet and gaping open after we stretch her out.

Shane Diesel: And we're gonna let cucky hubby eat our cum out of her stretched out pussy

Brickzilla: can't wait to gangbang that BBB! I'm gonna cum so deep inside her wet cunt, cock hubby going to have a full meal of cum to eat out of her
by GermanGoon February 04, 2025
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Face Meat

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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J.I.T.B.

A term used to express the main thought when one comes across a phat ass, "Just imagine the backshots".
Brickzilla: Everytime I see Liliane and her big phat pawg milf booty walk by, I just wanna stretch her little white pussy wide.

Shane Diesel: We should tag team her Shiotsuki and fill her up with thick fat BBC, like we did Ruchi Dogra. J.I.T.B.!
by GermanGoon July 11, 2025
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Fapwatch

When something, relatively SFW (Safe for work), leads to you watching and masturbating for eg a hot news anchor reading the news - you are watching the news but also jerking off to the reporter.

AKA "fwatch"
It's almost impossible to not fapwatch whenever Sarah Nicole Davis or Lindsay Biscaia are reading sports or news

Yeah I blow big thick fat chunky loads when they are onscreen. Marissa Roberto too. Those women make a lot of money for their networks because men are not going to change the channel when they are on
by GermanGoon December 23, 2024
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Leg One Out

Gooner terminology for masturbating without any aids, such as porn, lotion etc, typically used when pleasing oneself. This form of dry masturbation usually involves a bator using just their imagination (Spankbank) or watching something fairly SFW on TV or online. It is the pinnacle of goonerism as it shows one's ability to beat off without needing sexual stimulants and how dedicated they are to cumming as they "struggle" their way to a cumshot.

AKA "L1o"
Brickzilla: I know Courtney Cronin is probably causing many men to Leg one out, whenever she's on TV.

Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt

Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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Ugonamekminut

A cheeky way of saying someone is about to inspire you to masturbate or orgasm.
Mike Adriano: Babbu Kaur Gill is one of the sexiest Indians I have ever seen. Great Curves, bubble butt and she drives the men crazy

Lucky Lakhpinder: I never realized how many men found me attractive and wanted to fuck and cum deep inside of me til I came to TAinON

Manuel Ferrera: I can't wait to fuck and stretch your curry cunt wide open, fill you up with fat penis from side to side. I know Ugonamekminut so hard. I love sexy Indians like Harneet, Ruchi, Paramjit & Chandanbir Kaur Gill
by GermanGoon March 30, 2025
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Whomp on it

Basically a polite way of saying "whomp on my meat" AKA masturbate or jerk off. It is used to indicate how hard you intend to beat off and pulverize your meat due to how hot and attracted you are to someone or something.

Also sometimes written as "Womm" or "Woi"
Julio Gomez: bro that thick pawg Brianne Foley, is about to do the weather forecast

Mike Adriano: good looking out, I'm definitely about to whomp on it to her phat ass and side profile
by GermanGoon January 09, 2025
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