GermanGoon's definitions

Pre-Goon

Similar to the ideology behind "pre-game", pre-goon means to get yourself ready for a goon session typically by consuming content that makes you horny but is typically SFW.

Manuel Ferrera: watching Lisa Morales in the morning really gets me worked up and gets me into a bit of a pre-goon before I go headfirst into porn

Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.

by GermanGoon July 16, 2025

Childfree by Circumstance

People often assume people who are child free, do so by choice but in many cases, people are child free by circumstance such as medical conditions, infertility, being chronically single (lack of partner to raise a family with, etc.).

Celine: I have had four abortions, I am childfree by choice

Rosa: I am too focused on my career & I prefer being an Aunt, so I am childfree by choice

Julia, Jessica & Stephanie: We have no partners and are already at the age where pregnancy would be considered a geriatric pregnancy, we are childfree by circumstance.

by GermanGoon January 7, 2025

BBB

Big Booty Brazilian or Bubble Butt Brazilian, as Brazilians are known for having very plump assets

Jovan Jordan: damn, Juliano is so lucky to have a hotwife, she's got everything, looks, perfect teeth, big tits and a big ol' onion booty!

Shorty Mac: Don't worry we're gonna treat Liliane so well and feed her fat cock after fat cock, that BBB pussy gonna be so wet and gaping open after we stretch her out.

Shane Diesel: And we're gonna let cucky hubby eat our cum out of her stretched out pussy

Brickzilla: can't wait to gangbang that BBB! I'm gonna cum so deep inside her wet cunt, cock hubby going to have a full meal of cum to eat out of her

by GermanGoon February 4, 2025

Leg One Out

Gooner terminology for masturbating without any aids, such as porn, lotion etc, typically used when pleasing oneself. This form of dry masturbation usually involves a bator using just their imagination (Spankbank) or watching something fairly SFW on TV or online. It is the pinnacle of goonerism as it shows one's ability to beat off without needing sexual stimulants and how dedicated they are to cumming as they "struggle" their way to a cumshot.

AKA "L1o"

Brickzilla: I know Courtney Cronin is probably causing many men to Leg one out, whenever she's on TV.

Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt

Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite

by GermanGoon January 13, 2025

Face Meat

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"

Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.

by GermanGoon January 13, 2025

Bou2 FMH

(I'm) about to fuck my hand, or in other words, masturbate.

GOONER 1: Courtney Cronin and Marissa Roberto are on TV

GOONER 2: FUCK YES! Bou2 fmh! Thanks masterball

by GermanGoon February 3, 2025

Whomp on it

Basically a polite way of saying "whomp on my meat" AKA masturbate or jerk off. It is used to indicate how hard you intend to beat off and pulverize your meat due to how hot and attracted you are to someone or something.

Also sometimes written as "Womm" or "Woi"

Julio Gomez: bro that thick pawg Brianne Foley, is about to do the weather forecast

Mike Adriano: good looking out, I'm definitely about to whomp on it to her phat ass and side profile

by GermanGoon January 9, 2025