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Practicum

I thought I liked teaching until practicum.
by SPEDteacherlife April 15, 2015
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practicum

When a guy gets aroused but somehow stops or gets stopped before he ejaculates.
Guy 1: "That girl you brought home was hot, you blast on her face?"
Guy 2: "No, bitch made me practicum."

Girl 1: "You didn't make him wrap it up, you gonna be preggers?"
Girl 2: "Nah, should be ok, he practicum."
by HonkyFlava October 17, 2010
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practice banana

Banana chosen for its particular length, girth, curvature, or size in general. Usually for oral practice, but has other uses.
What? You've never given any? Let's go to the store and grab some practice bananas then.
by Psylicide December 9, 2008
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Practice what you preach

When a woman's Facebook post talks about respecting yourself to leave a man who cheats....yet she is sexting another woman's man....tell this bitch to, "Practice what you preach!"
by Hbmom0106 July 6, 2016
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practical problems

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
by Uttercolor February 16, 2021
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Practicap-Moment

A Practicap moment, or pulling a Practicap, is defined as the action where Practicap sucks doopy for cat pics.
Practicap: "I love you doopy"
"this is such a practicap-moment"
by yabujin June 13, 2021
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CHOIR PRACTICE

Used in Law Enforcement, Police etc. to indicate to fellow co-workers that they will be meeting after the shift to indulge in some liquid refreshments. (May even be stated over the car radios to alert the entire shift)
"Meet you after work, choir practice tonight"
by Jim L (NFPD, RETIRED) September 16, 2007
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