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Why my pp hard? 

This phenomenon usually occurs when watching something weird or epic.
Someone in a comment section said, "why my pp hard?" it was funny.
Why my pp hard? by HahaNut27 March 21, 2019

y my pp hard

Him: Y my pp hard?

Dr: You gay lmao
y my pp hard by MrCrusader1 February 17, 2019

why pp hard 

"why pp hard"
'yes.'
why pp hard by Shauryalol July 14, 2021

Mom why is my pp hard? 

Little kid: mom why is my pp hard.
Mom: you are getting hard because of me you shut.
Little kid: makes sense you are a mother ducking smokeshow.m
Mom why is my pp hard?
Mom why is my pp hard? by gasjumper November 5, 2020

My pp is hard 

When your dick gets so hard it's about to explode.
God, my pp is hard and I wanna die.
My pp is hard by nuttery October 9, 2017
my uncle joe gives me a hard pp
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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