powder poot

When you are powdering your butt (usually due to a chafe) and you fart mid-powder session, making powder fly everywhere in a giant cloud of fart

Guy1: Yo, why is there powder on the carpet and the bed?
Guy2: Sorry, Guy1, my chafe was bad so I ended up having a massive powder poot.
Guy1: This is why Amy left you.
Guy2: Atleast my fartbox feels good.

powder poot by Thanks for the Free Herpes October 3, 2017

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power pootie

A pootie tang so well seasoned that you cannot satisfy it through conventional means. Generally, the wise and prepare male will enter the heart of darkness with a pair of asbestos gloves and two bare wires plugged in a wall socket.

Damn! Jessica has a rabbit, a walrus, and a double dong by her nightstand! That's some power pootie!

power pootie by dirTsamoan July 3, 2003

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powder poot • power pootie • powderpoof • Powder • powder keg • powder day • powder box • Powder donut • Powder my nose • powder nap

powderpoof

A pussyfart, a queif farting from your pussy

Did u just powderpoof on my dick?

powderpoof by Nikkidew February 27, 2020

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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