pound off

Male masturbation. Popularized in the Christmas special of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia."

"Sew me into the couch. I hide in there all the time to catch Charlie pound off."

by FlipFlipFlipadelphia March 15, 2010

Pre-Hooters pound off

The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.

Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?

Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..

Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.

by droopscrotty December 30, 2016

Sneak off pound off

The act of strategically leaving into another room, most often the bathroom, while your significant other is in the house to engage in an often thrilling, yet pathetic, session of masturbation.

Dan: Man, last night was close!

Chris: Why, what happened?

Dan: Brenda fell asleep early and I was all boned up, so I had to run to the bathroom to do the old sneak off pound off. Right after I was done, she knocked on the door because she had to shit.

Chris: Man, that's close!

by droopscrotty September 17, 2017

Sneak off pound off

So Danny goes off to pick up chicken wings at the wing place for the office and while he's waiting decides it's a great excuse to sneak off and pound off! Results everybody at office gets cold chicken wings!
Droops Crotty

I finally understand why when Danny picks up the chicken wings they're always cold when he gets back to office!
This is the true definition of Sneak off pound off!

by Droops Crotty September 24, 2017

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

A meme that made a comeback recently for some reason. It’s self explanatory.

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

by smoking & vaping is for losers July 17, 2025

laughing off the pounds

Abbreviated as LOP, laughing off the pounds referrers to the feeling of laughing so hard it feels as if one is getting abs. is used in instant messaging, texting and other electronic communication to indicate that something is humorous, LOP can be used instead, or in place of LOL, LMAO or HAHAHA. It implies that the sender is laughing hard enough to burn a significant amount of calories so as to loose weight, thus laughing off the pounds

The video of a dancing cat was so funny that I felt as if I had lost ten pounds after laughing at it, so I sent it to my friend who replied LOP (laughing off the pounds), indicating that she felt the same as I about the dancing cat video.

by Unicornfucker6969 February 8, 2018

dropping the kids off at the pond

To poo; the act of taking a shit.

In the morning, after a bran muffin and a couple of cups of coffee, I really get the urge to drop the kids off at the pond.

by idgaf January 23, 2004