poundoff 

something you get called if you happen to be a "beatoff" or "jerkoff" or "dickbeater" hence POUNDOFF....distant cousin of such...

God your such a poundoff Joe, why would you punch that old lady?

poundoff by Chriscrete February 24, 2008

pound off

Male masturbation. Popularized in the Christmas special of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia."

"Sew me into the couch. I hide in there all the time to catch Charlie pound off."

pound off by FlipFlipFlipadelphia March 15, 2010

Pre-Hooters pound off 

The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.

Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?

Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..

Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.

Pre-Hooters pound off by droopscrotty December 30, 2016

Sneak off pound off 

The act of strategically leaving into another room, most often the bathroom, while your significant other is in the house to engage in an often thrilling, yet pathetic, session of masturbation.

Dan: Man, last night was close!

Chris: Why, what happened?

Dan: Brenda fell asleep early and I was all boned up, so I had to run to the bathroom to do the old sneak off pound off. Right after I was done, she knocked on the door because she had to shit.

Chris: Man, that's close!

Sneak off pound off by droopscrotty September 17, 2017

Sneak off pound off 

So Danny goes off to pick up chicken wings at the wing place for the office and while he's waiting decides it's a great excuse to sneak off and pound off! Results everybody at office gets cold chicken wings!
Droops Crotty

I finally understand why when Danny picks up the chicken wings they're always cold when he gets back to office!
This is the true definition of Sneak off pound off!

Sneak off pound off by Droops Crotty September 24, 2017