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An ejaculatory phenomenon that is far worse, and far more annoying than "precum". Postcum is the same as precum but often contains a little truecum aswell.
I knew Tana was going to be at work today so I jacked off then when I was done, changed pants. Too bad I forgot about postcum. On the way their some remnants leaked out of me penis and stained my freshly ironed khakis.
postcum by Karate Jesus November 12, 2004
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Postcumascent 

Man, my dick had major postcumascent after banging Lucy.
Postcumascent by Studhill December 3, 2014

Portscum 

A term which accuratly describes both the geographical nature as well as the demographic make-up of the city of Portland. Most importantly, this term is used as a proper noun for supporters of the Portland Timbers football club.
Burn in hell all you dirty portscum. Never had a dad, never had a mum. Too much meth where you come from. Die portscum!
Portscum by T. Stockton April 3, 2010
A word used to describe some (most) of the thousands of Polish people living in the UK. You know, the ones with no respect for the country that gives them a great wage and more benefits than their own people.

Sure there are good and bad people from every country but it seems England gets the worst of the Polish.
Guy 1: Wow man look at those guys throwing their rubbish on the floor.

Guy 2: Classic Polscum.
Polscum by Meow345 August 1, 2010