postcum

An ejaculatory phenomenon that is far worse, and far more annoying than "precum". Postcum is the same as precum but often contains a little truecum aswell.

I knew Tana was going to be at work today so I jacked off then when I was done, changed pants. Too bad I forgot about postcum. On the way their some remnants leaked out of me penis and stained my freshly ironed khakis.

postcum by Karate Jesus November 12, 2004

Post Cum Clarity 

The state of mind that comes to a male instantly after orgasm and ejaculation from sex or masturbation. This can be at various levels from the male wanting to sleep or go check his email or watch TV. In the moments following cumming, a male starts to think about more important issues and priorities than getting laid (as having already accomplished getting sex and having orgasm).

That morning, as soon as he had cum, in a flash, he jumped to his feet showered and was dressed and zipped out the door - realizing he had more important things to do after getting the urge out of his system albeit for a short time.

But later that evening his Post Cum Clarity had dissipated and was over for another round.

Post Cum Clarity by L Madsen February 12, 2006

post-cum clarity 

After a pitful wank to pass the time, the wanker finds himself overcome with utter clarity with the world around him. Having just sprayed his wild oats all over the inside of his uderwear his judgement is no longer clouded by the need for sexual arousel, and thus he sees the world as it actually is.

Einstien worked out E=Mc squared in a haze of post-cum clarity

post-cum clarity by Fank Garrett August 13, 2011

Post cum guilt 

When you've been masterbating to something wierd/kinky and really enjoying it but as soon as you cum
you're disgusted with yourself about cumming to it

Bro I was masterbating to Alvin and the Chipmunks incest porn and was loving it until I came and I felt so much Post cum guilt I had to talk to a Priest

Post cum guilt by Epicfortniter21 January 27, 2019

post cum 

the trickle of spunk that seeps out following a man ejaculating

gimme a paper towel my boxers are damp wi post cum

post cum by miss kinky April 30, 2008

post-cum 

(n) The residual cum that continues to flow out of a man's penis after he's through spurting.
(adj) Happening after orgasm.

1. After I shot my load on her face, post-cum continued to leak out of my deflating member.
2. She immediately grabbed hold of my penis, cleaned me off, and gave me post-cum head.

post-cum by keyshaw September 16, 2004

Posthump 

Slang. Describes the situation in which a person, most commonly a UNIX user, posts pornography of a guy humping a girl on his account's website, gets the admin in trouble, and gets his account deleted. Refers to the original offense in which the person's username was actually "posthump"

Yeah, Pier pulled a posthump again.

Posthump by EagleRock February 17, 2003