Polscum

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A word used to describe some (most) of the thousands of Polish people living in the UK. You know, the ones with no respect for the country that gives them a great wage and more benefits than their own people.

Sure there are good and bad people from every country but it seems England gets the worst of the Polish.

Guy 1: Wow man look at those guys throwing their rubbish on the floor.

Guy 2: Classic Polscum.

Polscum by Meow345 August 1, 2010

Polycum Potion

When you poop and then jack off and jizz into the same toilet bowl without flushing, also leaving pubes.

Jack left a polycum potion at Josy's last night...he's not getting invited back.

Polycum Potion by Coffman Deheeger December 1, 2019

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potscum

a person who qualifies for not only scum, but the scum that can be found on the inside of pots after being used. this is the lowest form of scum.

Your best friend fucked your girl? And killed your dog? And then stole your drugs and money? What potscum!

potscum by herby July 27, 2006

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Polskum

A particularly scummy Polish person

Look at that Polskum over there in the building site.

Polskum by shfn1921 June 18, 2015

Polycum Potion

(Noun)

1. A shot glass filled with cum and a couple pubic hairs to be tossed back and swallowed after coitis

How would you like to taste my polycum potion?

Polycum Potion by Chipper38 October 16, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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