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couch potato thin

Someone who doesn't play sports or go to the gym, but they still manage to stay thin and fit. They aren't on a diet and they still don't gain weight.
"Brittany never goes to the gym, but she still stays thin, she must be couch potato thin".
couch potato thin by Catlover2312 August 16, 2014

Operation Couch Potato

The process of trying to convince your lazy ass friend to go out and hang out with people.
"This guy would rather sit next to his computer and play video games rather than go to Michelle's party. I'm going Operation Couch Potato on him."

couch potato 

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)
Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.
couch potato by Light Joker January 18, 2005

Social Justice Couch Potato

A Social Justice Couch Potato (SJCP) is a Social Justice Warrior (SJW) that does absolutely nothing about the social injustices they dislike. Most SJW's are actually SJCP's.
"I'm such an Social Justice Warrior."
"No, all you do is sit there and complain. You're more of an Social Justice Couch Potato . . . "

Couch potato 

Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.
Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

"You're such a couch potato!"
Couch potato by RabbidSquirrel October 15, 2006

The Couch Potato 

The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. Then cutting a hole the size of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first)
Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital,"

Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"
The Couch Potato by 12in Joe May 9, 2010
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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