postle

1. To give someone a quick grope, generally to the buttock or breast area.

2. The word you shout when you postle someone.

"Chris just postled my arse!"

"POSTLE!"

by moobs December 7, 2013

Postle Tongue

The ability or individual with the ability to communicate with serpents.

In "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" Harry Potter discovers that he is a (or has a) Postle Tongue when he communicates with a snake at a zoo. Although he does not "know" that he is until his later events and findings when enrolled in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

by UrbanDefiner69 August 22, 2012

abigail postle

A beautiful young blond with blue eyes and a beautiful personality. If you find a Abby Postle, she makes a great girl friend and also a good friend, she will never let you down.

You know who is a good friend, Abigail Postle.

by pumpkinpielover59 January 19, 2014

Posterize Moisturize

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.

A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!

by Halabtsi November 2, 2016

Postertizing

Postertizing occurs when a poster to a message board or similar media attempts to sell a product or service.

Douglas was constantly postertizing on social media, always working in his insurance products.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Zefron Poster

A zefron poster makes a boss horcrux in AVPM. It is also one Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, Dumbledore and one Draco Malfoy's favorite chistmatic humanitaian. It is deeply rivaled by umbridges talor launtner poster.

Ron: THAT IS A BOSS ZEFRON POSTER!
and....
Dumby: He just seems like such a chistmatic humanitaian
and....
Ron: Let's take this bit of garbage down! (atempts to take Talor Launtner)

by Starkidloverererer October 12, 2010

postteens

Noun
Anyone who's now older than a teenager.

Adjective
Beyond their teenage years.

A playing card set for postteens, featuring all their favorite mid-20's things: skateboarding, okcupid, tumblr, and overpriced kale salad.

by PoppaCrumpalicious February 12, 2018