postats 

A bigtimegeekymember created by Yeat’s homie fuckkquentin. It means your ready for anything to happen and your too ÜP.

I’m a postats so stfu and get lüh krank

postats by YeatArchive February 9, 2022

Postalsexual 

Someone who identifies with postalsexuality. Basically, a postalsexual is attracted to anything that has to do with mailing, stamps, and postal services. They are frequently turned on by these things. Postalsexuality is on the ace spectrum, although postalsexuals can still feel attraction to other people. It varies between every postalsexual.

Julia loved going to the post office, since she was a postalsexual.

Postalsexual by PostalPride June 13, 2018

Posttassenkalypse 

A german word for the end of the world with delivery service mugs obliterating humans and taking over planet earth!

Oh no, the Posttassen are coming to kill us all, the posttassenkalypse has begun!

Posttassenkalypse by postmug September 17, 2018

potatso 

a godly singing potato

Me: did you hear that godly potatso sing

potatso by Bobedom March 6, 2021

Potats

A cute shibe inu's pups.

Potats are chonk

Potats by Zaeyviroxz May 12, 2021

Linkedfluencer Postasturbation 

A term I invented today for LinkedIn Influencers who like and comment on their own stuff to get traction, handing themselves a virtual "finger bang" or "tug tug", instead of waiting for the engagement pod they are in to rally together and do it for them..

Noticed Karen on LinkedIn today, partaking in a bit of Linkedfluencer Postasturbation to boost her posts by liking it herself, and talking to herself on it from another profile to boost engagement.

Linkedfluencer Postasturbation by Shields Recruits January 9, 2025