Postalsexual

Someone who identifies with postalsexuality. Basically, a postalsexual is attracted to anything that has to do with mailing, stamps, and postal services. They are frequently turned on by these things. Postalsexuality is on the ace spectrum, although postalsexuals can still feel attraction to other people. It varies between every postalsexual.

Julia loved going to the post office, since she was a postalsexual.

Postalsexual by PostalPride June 13, 2018

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pastasexual

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool

John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

pastasexual by Irondp07andDrumnkyle July 20, 2020

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Postalsexual • Pastasexual • Pascalsexual • pistolsexual • Postopsexual • Postopsexuality

pistolsexual

A sexuality in which you are attracted to the idea of a pistol bullet shooting through your skull

“Im pistolsexual, i can’t wait to buy a Glock 19 and blow my brains out!”

pistolsexual by Kebaaaav April 7, 2023

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Pascalsexual

Someone who's deeply attracted by Chilean actor Pedro Pascal

"I don't know what's happening, all I can think about is Narco's Javier Peña haunting me like I was Pablo Escobar"

"I can only have sexual relations with men using the mandalorian helmet"

Well... don't be ashamed. You're a Pascalsexual.

Pascalsexual by the most trusted dictionary November 24, 2021