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An image board user eagerly asking that someone share Nikocado Avocado's gaping anus.
OP : *posts a picture of Nikocado committing gluttony*

Anon : POST IT !
Post it by REXFRANCORVM June 18, 2022
A brand of sticky notes that somehow became a verb
hmm.. i have to do that thing w/ the stuff.. better post it note it
post-it by Redlen September 24, 2004
A post-it is a Piece of paper that you can stick anywhere, with any sort of writing on. You can stick it on your PC monitor, your head or even on someones back saying "Kick me"
"Kick me" said the post-it

*TWACK*
post-it by Coolcon2000 January 2, 2009
When you wipe your ass with a long piece of toilet paper and then stick it to someone's car.
That's the guy that never tips. I'm going to leave a post-it note on his beamer while he sips his pumpkin latte.
Post-it by johnny k 77 May 5, 2018
usually on a hot or humid day, when one side of a guy's nuts stick to his leg.
“Its so damn humid today, I've got a fuckin post-it that just won't go away.
post-it by andytheman February 12, 2007
While having intercourse, you withdraw and ejaculate on your palm then slap your partner in the face with your ejaculate smeared hand.
Wow, you just gave me a post-it. We're breaking up.
Post-it by Douglas DeLongpre March 11, 2005
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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