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portoguese breakfast 

when you shit in a womans mouth. then allow her to give you head. with your shit still in her mouth.
give me a portoguese breakfast. a nice and hot one baby.

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Portugese breakfast 

This ia a very satisfying, Tasty, and interestingly hot way to eat a sloppy omelette. First you need a willing particapent, after you have found one you need 3 eggs, some parsley, and oh yes the canadian bacon. Once you have all the ingredients mixed together pour them into the participants anal cavity, now the trick is to make them really hot they are in a sense the "skillet". This will warm the mix and it is now ready for consumption. The prefered tool for the pros is a straw. But you need to have some good lungs for this meal for you do need to work for it...
Wow i had the best portugese breakfast last night... Dude you were with steve all night....

portuguese breakfast

The act of scrambling eggs and eating them from a woman's vagina.
That chick's a freak, she likes Portuguese breakfasts.

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

PLS I'M PORTUGUESE AND I DON'T EAT PUSSY IN THE MORNING GOD DAMN! i eat cereal ,pastry , maybe a toast or Portuguese sweets like pastel-de-nata... Anything except pussy eggs 😭
I ate a Portuguese breakfast !
-a what?
Basically a (insert Portuguese pastry)
-cool!

portuguese breakfast

A portuguese breakfast is when a woman stands on her head so she is upside down and then spreads her legs apart so that her vagina is open. A man then takes a fresh ostrich egg and cracks it open, pouring the contents into the womans vagina. The man then has sex with the woman while she remains in this position. Once finished the woman squats over a frying pan and releases the contents into the pan. Cook just like scrambled eggs and voila, a portuguese breakfast.
Nothing satisfied paul more than waking up and helping his mother to prepare a nice portuguese breakfast after a night of drinking.
portuguese breakfast by lilas December 14, 2008

portugeuse breakfast 

the act of putting any type of cooked eggs and bacon into a womans ass then eating it out.
Teddy was hungry this morning so he gave his girl friend a portugeuse breakfast.

portuguise breakfast 

a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)
my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.
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