porridgewog 

A person of scottish nationality. Due to the national breakfast being the slop they call porridge.

Shut up you Porridgewog

porridgewog by Haitch January 13, 2005

Porridgeotamus 

A porridgeotamus is a man beast borne of nature that will devour any visible food source in its path, regardless of constitution, flavour, taste or ownership.

Man: Hey, did you see my raw totellini
Other man: Yeah, but it was devoured by that wild Porridgeotamus over there

Porridgeotamus by bigfras August 25, 2009

porridge wog 

an inhabitant of scotland
see sweaty

porridge wog by bigmeuprudeboy October 13, 2003

Porridge Wog 

Porridge Wog is a nickname for a Scotsman.

There are many traditional stories around about the tight fisted nature of Porridge Wogs however I have never met one that is over 5 feet 6 tall who is anything other than generous to a fault. However, I have yet to meet one under 5 feet 6 tall who would buy a drink for anyone. This strange breed of Dwarf Porridge Wog has an amazing sense of balance due to the possession of a chip on each shoulder. Usually GWAR.

Whilst the common or garden full size Porridge Wog is an open minded life and soul of the party the Dwarf Porridge Wog never tires of telling you how great Scotchland is yet he never has the decency to bugger off back there and leave us all in peace.

Porridge Wog by Daw the Gnaw July 15, 2011