Porridge

A person who typically eats inedible things. Soap, glue, drywall, mould, plastic bags, crystals, and etc.

"I want to eat that (inedible thing)."
"Don't do a Porridge."
"Fuck you."

by skittlewaggler October 21, 2022

Porridge

When something is just right.

"How was your steak last night?"
"it was porridge"

"how was that girl last night?"
"she was porridge"

by thatkidfromlondon September 9, 2012

Porridge

Denotes any item or idea that is "just right." References Goldilocks and the Three Bears, as in "Not too hot, not too cold, but just right."

"How does that shirt fit?"

"It's porridge, man, totally porridge."

by the business of slang December 2, 2013

Porridge

when your mate cashes in on life to watch paint dry and suck his missus’ tit.

Jon, you used to be cool now you’re just porridge

by eggbearrice January 16, 2021

porridge

To serve time in prison.

He done his porridge, he's a reformed man now.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

porridge

british slang for doing time in prison

do your porridge and don't try to screw the system

by jakethejaffacake July 30, 2011

porridger

A clumsy try-hard

Look at him running around with his elbows out, he's a right porridger!

by Misha T May 15, 2016