Definitions by Haitch

porridgewog 

A person of scottish nationality. Due to the national breakfast being the slop they call porridge.

Shut up you Porridgewog

porridgewog by Haitch January 13, 2005

sportgap 

evolution of gap. The gap between a girls thighs just below the crotch sculpted by low body fat due to indulging in sports.

Look at the sportgap on that, you can see the whole carpark through there!

sportgap by Haitch January 13, 2005