porpute

when you have an out-of-body experience and have the insatiable urge to unconsensually fondle your own nubile buttcheeks

those shrooms are hitting good. time to porpute myself.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

pornputer

A computer that is not only obsolete but so swamped by adware and spyware that you are forced to by a new laptop and use the old desktop with downloading pornography as it's sole function.

This 486 is so shitty it is hardly usable as even a pornputer!

by Kyle Roach June 23, 2004

proputer

Redneck for computer.

I found it on the proputer. You know the enternet. Dubya Dubya Dubya.com

by Netch July 15, 2004

porpster

A porpster is an Annette...
Often quite annoying and tries intensely hard to avoid capture and is therefore seldom seen in the wild...
has occasionally been spotted in 18th century clothing as a disguise

"Have you seen a porpster?", 'no, no one has ever seen a porpster!'

by Net Manager November 21, 2006

porpuesly

When you are retarded

I’ll porpuesly get it wrong

by Shdifkndhwia July 14, 2021