farter_jerkoff123's definitions

amen thompsoned

when you dunk on someone so many times they grow filled with rage and kill themselves

I'm blowing by him with my hezi and dunking every possession. he for sure got amen thompsoned

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

LeGoonjelqmaxween

when LeBron does something so unbearably arousing that you uncontrollably start flickergorping everywhere

did you see LeBron's game-winner last night? I had to urgently LeGoonjelqmaxween before my parents got home.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

muntro

when one is unjustly fucked over repeatedly

Fuck p-e-gay, they muntro-ed me again. I have to reapply again. Hopefully I don't get muntro-ed next semester.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

allocation button

when you are a board trustee and press a button to allocate the funds

yesterday, I got approval from the CEO so I pressed the allocation button

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

sperm goulash

a decadent Detroit dish composed of Joe's Pizza,and Frita's Batidos drizzled with the finest, freshly milked LeSperm

you tryna get dinner? yea, i'm craving sperm goulash!

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

porpute

when you have an out-of-body experience and have the insatiable urge to unconsensually fondle your own nubile buttcheeks

those shrooms are hitting good. time to porpute myself.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

gie

when your own pet acts as your throatgoat

my mexican hamster was misbehaving. i had to make Carlos my gie

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025