allocation button

when you are a board trustee and press a button to allocate the funds

yesterday, I got approval from the CEO so I pressed the allocation button

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

sperm goulash

a decadent Detroit dish composed of Joe's Pizza,and Frita's Batidos drizzled with the finest, freshly milked LeSperm

you tryna get dinner? yea, i'm craving sperm goulash!

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

muntro

when one is unjustly fucked over repeatedly

Fuck p-e-gay, they muntro-ed me again. I have to reapply again. Hopefully I don't get muntro-ed next semester.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

nut shit

nut shit

what's on the floor? oh don't worry that's just my nut shit.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

sievemax

when you violently use all of her holes during intercourse

holy shit that girl is so hot! i need to sievemax with her tonight.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

gie

when your own pet acts as your throatgoat

my mexican hamster was misbehaving. i had to make Carlos my gie

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

flickergorp

when you have lots of fun at a party

i really want to flickergorp tonight. anybody want to hit up skeeps?

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025