farter_jerkoff123's definitions

muntro

when one is unjustly fucked over repeatedly

Fuck p-e-gay, they muntro-ed me again. I have to reapply again. Hopefully I don't get muntro-ed next semester.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

flickergorp

when you have lots of fun at a party

i really want to flickergorp tonight. anybody want to hit up skeeps?

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

sievemax

when you violently use all of her holes during intercourse

holy shit that girl is so hot! i need to sievemax with her tonight.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

porpute

when you have an out-of-body experience and have the insatiable urge to unconsensually fondle your own nubile buttcheeks

those shrooms are hitting good. time to porpute myself.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

pervoice

when something sexually arousing happens and you feel the need to explosively sievemax

i was in the locker room and wow! that's a whole footlong. need to pervoice ASAP before I lose it

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

LeGoonjelqmaxween

when LeBron does something so unbearably arousing that you uncontrollably start flickergorping everywhere

did you see LeBron's game-winner last night? I had to urgently LeGoonjelqmaxween before my parents got home.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

gie

when your own pet acts as your throatgoat

my mexican hamster was misbehaving. i had to make Carlos my gie

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025