Definitions by farter_jerkoff123

amen thompsoned 

when you dunk on someone so many times they grow filled with rage and kill themselves

I'm blowing by him with my hezi and dunking every possession. he for sure got amen thompsoned

amen thompsoned by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

allocation button 

when you are a board trustee and press a button to allocate the funds

yesterday, I got approval from the CEO so I pressed the allocation button

allocation button by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

mikel'd 

when you lose your circulation in the wrist after tightening your Michigan hocket bracelet. fight on!

i saw a goohnjubai get mikel'd after the minnesota-michigan game. what a crazy world

mikel'd by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

goohnjubai 

a derogatory slur used to describe indian people who excessively goohn

i went to india and saw so many goohnjubais!

goohnjubai by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

nut shit

nut shit

what's on the floor? oh don't worry that's just my nut shit.

nut shit by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

sperm goulash 

a decadent Detroit dish composed of Joe's Pizza,and Frita's Batidos drizzled with the finest, freshly milked LeSperm

you tryna get dinner? yea, i'm craving sperm goulash!

sperm goulash by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

gie 

when your own pet acts as your throatgoat

my mexican hamster was misbehaving. i had to make Carlos my gie

gie by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025