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porpus by night hawk1369 September 1, 2009
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Porpus Hork
A crusty and almost always foul smelling substance which grows under the fat folds and rolls of extremely fat and dirty people. Sometimes can be found on the corners of the mouth.
"Dude, what smells like porpus hork around here?"
"Yeah, I think its that fat guy who works in publishing, he just waddled past us to the handicapped bathroom."
"Yeah, I think its that fat guy who works in publishing, he just waddled past us to the handicapped bathroom."
Porpus Hork by knucklehair May 26, 2011
Porpus Hole
Usually referred to a sphincter, the Porpus Hole is ones anus with no hair on it. Usually belonging to a female.
Porpus Hole by seed323 January 31, 2010
Porous Pecker
On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.
The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.
“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.
The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.
“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.
Porous Pecker by andy1 March 4, 2009
porpose
when a man in a long-term relationship begins to slowly turn into a porpoise. Signs of this include spending a lot of time in the water, feeling uncomfortable on land, and looking increasingly dolphin-shaped (but without the beak).
Jenny began to suspect that her boyfriend might porpose soon when every single one of their dates involved swimming in the ocean.
porpose by typosleadtoawesome November 8, 2010
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