porpus

half between a whale, seal and dolfin. (pronounced por-pus)

look at that porpus lady over there. or im so hungry i could eat a porpus.

by night hawk1369 September 1, 2009

porpus

a combination of prostiture, gorgeous, pretty, and smellalorgus

baeee your so porpus

by Adriana b! July 31, 2024

Porpus Hork

A crusty and almost always foul smelling substance which grows under the fat folds and rolls of extremely fat and dirty people. Sometimes can be found on the corners of the mouth.

"Dude, what smells like porpus hork around here?"

"Yeah, I think its that fat guy who works in publishing, he just waddled past us to the handicapped bathroom."

by knucklehair May 26, 2011

Porpus Hole

Usually referred to a sphincter, the Porpus Hole is ones anus with no hair on it. Usually belonging to a female.

That chick from cakefarts.com has a beautiful Porpus Hole

by seed323 January 31, 2010

Porpuss

It’s a word

I have no porpuss in life.

by Gagshshshsu January 15, 2019

Porous Pecker

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.

On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.

by andy1 March 4, 2009

porpose

when a man in a long-term relationship begins to slowly turn into a porpoise. Signs of this include spending a lot of time in the water, feeling uncomfortable on land, and looking increasingly dolphin-shaped (but without the beak).

Jenny began to suspect that her boyfriend might porpose soon when every single one of their dates involved swimming in the ocean.

by typosleadtoawesome November 8, 2010