pornonoia

mental state of being worried about being caught masterbating

Jerry's pornonoia got the better of him when he was unable to finish his daily fapping session

pornonoia by maleman October 1, 2012

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pornocopia

An abundant collection of quality pornographic material.

"Being a married man, Bob was careful to hide his pornocopia of downloaded naughtiness in a folder marked "Bills", safe from his wife's prying eyes."

pornocopia by JScottBaird January 11, 2008

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pornonoia • pornanoia • pornocopia • pronoia • Ponononaire • Pornanoid • paranonoia • perionoia • Pornnoisseur • pornonomics

pornanoia

Noun: a tendency on the part of an individual or group toward excessive or irrational fear that one has left pornography open on their computer's desktop; that one has left their pornographic magazines out in plain view; that one has left a pornographic DVD in the family room DVD player.

Matt would have had his computer repaired at Best Buy, but pornanoia kept from handing it over lest they stumble across his collection of lesbian videos.

pornanoia by Tokens Only October 27, 2007

pornocopia

A porno featuring pilgrims. The perfect porno for Thanksgiving Day.

"Charles avoided his family on Thanksgiving and watched a nice pornocopia instead."

pornocopia by ruthlesspineapple February 3, 2014

perionoia

The kind of paranoia one experiences on their period.

I'll forgive you for your perionoia

perionoia by Lovisini March 16, 2021

Pornocopia

A usb drive full of porn

"Yo can I use your thumb drive to transfer these songs?"
"Yeah, but not that one bro, that's my pornocopia."

Pornocopia by Brodie Bergstein April 12, 2008

Pronoia

Pronoia is a mental condition we should all have.

Pronoia is neologism that is defined as the opposite state of mind to paranoia: having a sense that there is a conspiracy that exists to help the person.
It is also used to describe a philosophy that the world is set up to secretly benefit people.

-AH Simkins

My pronoia kicked in when I realized that it only takes a few months to learn a new language, and not several years.

Now I feel more courageous to learn yet another language.

Pronoia by IgorA203 January 21, 2017

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