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pornfriend

a person who share pornmovies with all his friends via network and talk about sex (via network) more often than any other freak..without doin it in real life ;)
Everyone has a Pornfriend..
by la_lee January 17, 2011
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Prefriend

Hybrid of "Pretend" and "Befriend"

When one is walking by them selves and lonely, To prefriend is to walk close enough to a group of people so that passers by assume you are with the group, but not so close as to make the group think you are following them.

Note: If one actually believes that they are with the group, they are not "Prefriending", they are just Delusional.
Usages:
To "Prefriend" to be with someone,
Or
One can be "Prefriending" to be with someone.

Person 1: "Hey look at Pete, I didn't know he was friends with the Jocks"
Person 2: "What?...Nah he's not, He's just "Prefriending" to be with them"
Person 1: "Pfft, What a loser"
by Disco Alpingu December 9, 2008
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porngrind

Grindcore characterized by sexual themes, vocals that range from pitchshifted growls to absurdly high-pitched screams, and groove-based riffing. Due to pornogrind's often misogynistic and homophobic imagery, many fans of political grindcore detest the subgenre.
Porngrind bands include GUT, Blood Duster and early Cock and Ball Torture.
by conius November 20, 2007
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porn friend

A "friend" who comes over to "play" while you watch porn together. Close to friends with benefits but, the focus isnt on eachother as much as the screen.
whenever Im desprate I call my porn friend over to play.
by nsh1212 March 9, 2008
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Prefriend

An aspect of social networking, where a person friends someone they no positive social connection with, for the sake of boosting their friend count, and perceived social status.
Jonas prefriended me on Facebook last week. We each thing the other guy is an asshole, but I prefriended him back to push me over 500 friends.

Ultra-popular Kim: Heather, why did you friend Jill last week, she's such a loser?
Just-as-popular Heather: Because she worships me just like my other 1200 friends on Facebook, confirming my popularity and ensuring I'll win the vote for Homecoming Queen.

Heather grows up to become the skanky trophy wife of a used-car salesman. Jill grows up to be a lawyer and makes partner at a major law firm.
by prefriender June 8, 2010
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Porkfriedchrist

Similar to Jesus Christ; a guy that likes to get nailed. Also; a dish served shortly after Easter in some Asian countries.
"Careful Shun Li, that porkfriedchrist is hot."
by smuggernaut May 18, 2009
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punfriend

To end a friendship over an extremely bad pun.
I told her she should bring some insulin to the bar so she wouldn't die when she sees my sweet ass moves and she totally punfriended me.
by silverh27 April 6, 2015
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