porndiery 

(a combination of the words pornography and diary): the personal diary of a escort, prostitute, or high end call girl

not many people would know this, but the real translation of the word "pornography" from its original ancient Greek is actually porndiery, not what we consider porn today.

porndiery by Uncle Dimma September 14, 2016

porndiery 

(a combination of the words pornography and diary): the personal diary of a escort, prostitute, or high end call girl

not many people would know this, but the real translation of the word "pornography" from its original ancient Greek is actually porndiery, not what we consider porn today.

porndiery by Uncle Dimma February 28, 2015

Pornery 

Ugly and unpleasant in disposition, brought on by the discontinuation of watching porn or jacking off. Similar to nicotine withdrawal.

After Kyle's computer was taken away, he became pornery in the absence of porn.

When he quit smoking he was ornery, however when he quit jacking off he became pornery.

Pornery by kipchoogey July 23, 2010

Porncierge 

Noun: A close friend whom you have an agreement with that will delete all of the porn from your computer as well as remove any pornographic material from your household in the event of your death.

Hey Pete, i have a lot of porn on my computer and in my bedroom. i'm going of to war tomorrow and very well may not return. I was wondering if i should die, could you please as to keep the memory of me strong be my Porncierge and remove such articles from my room and off of my computer.

Porncierge by sweet al October 30, 2009

Pornder 

The thought process involved with the act of masturbation when no material (pornography) is available for immediate use. Typically when a male fantasises about a work colleague, friend or celebrity while stroking his meat.
Requires a certain amount of imaginative power - a weak mind could lead to loss of erection, or failure to gain it in the first place.

Frank: Oi, Steph was lookin' bang tidy last night eh?

Dave: Ah yeah, I had a good hard pornder about her while I was home alone this mornin'. One of the best wanks I've had in a long while.

I often pornder about the MILF next-door.

Pornder by Kittenhead July 15, 2011

pondery 

Appearing thoughtful. Generally associated with deep, good-looking people of high intelligence who assume the burden of thinking about things for short people who are not ponderously disposed, or for people whose advancing age makes it difficult to concentrate on things.

She had a hard time looking over the steering wheel and didn't know which way to go, and when she asked him what to do he looked pondery.

pondery by TheLordFlasheart October 30, 2014

pornier 

1. A word coined to define: "Canada's History" in the urban dictionary.

2. A word used to describe an increase in the pornish quality or intensity of porn.

3. What porn would be if porn could watch porn.

Canada's History magazine is now even pornier.

pornier by TheHappyIntern February 5, 2010