porncini 

1) Naturally occurring things that are deemed pornographic.
2) A mushroom uncannily shaped like a dick

"look at that ass-shaped mountain. It's like a butt"
"Look at these porncinis I've found"

porncini by Mudane potion#069 September 12, 2022

Porcini 

The Italian cousin to the Hudini. When you get so drunk at a Italian restaurant that you end up banging a middle aged broad in the restroom. Who by the way will only extort you for money and gifts down the road.

I got so drunk at Olive Garden last night, this old lady pulled a porcini on me. She said if I didn't give her $3000 dollars she will post pictures of my Italian sausage on facebook.

Porcini by Wild Wayne Ville August 12, 2009

pornini 

another more fashionable way of refering to porn

he watched good pornini last night

pornini by You'll know who i am October 5, 2006

Pornginity

Similar to virginity, however it is the act of watching porn for the first time as opposed to having sex for the first time.

Person 1: Have you ever watched porn?
Person 2: No, I still have my pornginity.

Pornginity by Lucario603 March 3, 2016

Pornginity

A portmanteau of the words porn and virginity. It’s the act of filming your very first porn scene, which is physical evidence to prove you are no longer a virgin.

Backroom Casting Couch was the epicenter for filming amateur porn where Rick the fake producer would take the pornginity of random, unsuspecting females trying to join the porn industry. Unfortunately there is no job and they weren’t getting paid for the audition (allegedly part of the script.)

Pornginity by Deji is a fucking bitch September 7, 2023

Porcini Martini

A colloquialism for STEM energy drink. A popular caffeine-free energy drink founded in Melbourne, Australia that employs the use of mushroom extracts for nootropic benefits.

"Mate, have you tried a STEM yet, they're amazing energy drinks."
"What, you mean a Porcini Martini? Of course I have."

Porcini Martini by TheFamilyViolenceLawyer January 22, 2026