Definitions by TheFamilyViolenceLawyer
Porcini Martini
A colloquialism for STEM energy drink. A popular caffeine-free energy drink founded in Melbourne, Australia that employs the use of mushroom extracts for nootropic benefits.
"Mate, have you tried a STEM yet, they're amazing energy drinks."
"What, you mean a Porcini Martini? Of course I have."
"What, you mean a Porcini Martini? Of course I have."
Porcini Martini by TheFamilyViolenceLawyer January 22, 2026
Biv’s Boiler Room
A place, located in Melbourne’s greater northern expanses (typically, between Bundoora and Thomastown) whereby various notable Parade College alumni gather and engage in large-scale fuckery.
Such fuckery is inclusive of, but not limited to:
1. Consumption of -196’s;
2. Soju; and
3. UgDrays.
Such fuckery is inclusive of, but not limited to:
1. Consumption of -196’s;
2. Soju; and
3. UgDrays.
“Hey Kure, we going Biv’s Boiler Room this weekend or what?”
“Better not k-hole at Biv’s Boiler Room this weekend”
“Better not k-hole at Biv’s Boiler Room this weekend”
Biv’s Boiler Room by TheFamilyViolenceLawyer November 22, 2021