A chronic, irreversible condition where your brain is so cooked from watching porn that you can’t tell the difference between real life and a Brazzers intro. People with pornbrain can’t go five minutes without thinking someone’s about to say, “I’ve never done this before…”
Jake: “Bro, why did Reese fail the math test?”
Connor: “He saw the word ‘deep’ in a word problem and started blushing. Full-on pornbrain.”
Connor: “He saw the word ‘deep’ in a word problem and started blushing. Full-on pornbrain.”
by Dylan Cormier April 20, 2025
A chronic, irreversible condition where your brain is so cooked from watching porn that you can’t tell the difference between real life and a Brazzers intro. Named after Reese, who didn’t just catch pornbrain—he majored in it. If brain cells were tabs, his are all stuck buffering on page 47 of the hub.
Example:
Nick: “Reese, it’s a math problem.”
Reese: “Yeah but 69 is in it, guy”
Nick: "You really the headache king wit a pornbrain"
Nick: “Reese, it’s a math problem.”
Reese: “Yeah but 69 is in it, guy”
Nick: "You really the headache king wit a pornbrain"
by Dylan Cormier April 20, 2025
Reese: “Bro she asked for a pencil. I think she wants me.”
Connor: “Bro that’s just your pornbrain actin’ up again.”
Connor: “Bro that’s just your pornbrain actin’ up again.”
by Dylan Cormier April 23, 2025