Pornbrain

A chronic, irreversible condition where your brain is so cooked from watching porn that you can’t tell the difference between real life and a Brazzers intro. Named after Reese, who didn’t just catch pornbrain—he majored in it. If brain cells were tabs, his are all stuck buffering on page 47 of the hub.

Example:
Nick: “Reese, it’s a math problem.”
Reese: “Yeah but 69 is in it, guy”
Nick: "You really the headache king wit a pornbrain"

by Dylan Cormier April 20, 2025

Pornbrain

A chronic, irreversible condition where your brain is so cooked from watching porn that you can’t tell the difference between real life and a Brazzers intro. People with pornbrain can’t go five minutes without thinking someone’s about to say, “I’ve never done this before…”

Jake: “Bro, why did Reese fail the math test?”
Connor: “He saw the word ‘deep’ in a word problem and started blushing. Full-on pornbrain.”

by Dylan Cormier April 20, 2025

pornbrain

the goobest gooners of all gooby gooners

Reese: “Bro she asked for a pencil. I think she wants me.”
Connor: “Bro that’s just your pornbrain actin’ up again.”

by Dylan Cormier April 23, 2025

pornbrary

a pornfolio so large that one has to begin sorting it out according to the types of erotica. Is usually stored on a computer.

I heard Jon's pornbrary got so large that he had to hire a porncretary to sort out all of his porns.

by theloserboy January 4, 2009

podbrain

Spending too long in a hazardous and/or unpleasant environment resulting in speech, focus and coordination impairment.

Noah spent too long in the data center that he got podbrain.

by daurwid June 11, 2019

poobrain

An insult applied to a dim-witted, brainless person.

"I've lost my car keys."
"You poobrain!"

by McGonagall May 4, 2006

porn brain

A brain, usually human and male, wired to orgasm only to pixelated imagery or memories. The first stage is less wood and delayed ejaculation with real women. Some men have mismatched libidos with their partner and this can help. But being unable to jack off without porn and erectile dysfunction can happen in extreme cases, so test yourself without porn regularly!

Even though my wife likes to have sex less often than me, she's really cool about my porn brain.

by IceHouse939 August 18, 2013