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Typically say something about your penis size, criticizes your sex life, or is an ad for a sex game. Never click on these ads ever in your life and never give them money. Porn is free, don’t pay for it.
How do these Porn Ads manage to keep accurately guessing the size of my 6mm defeater?
Porn Ad by TicAss December 20, 2021
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Porn Addiction 

You know dam well why you searched this up, just get some help. For the sake of your future.
"I heard that Michael had a porn addiction"

"Well that wont be easy to get out of"
Porn Addiction by YankeeBrim March 26, 2021

porn adventure 

When you search for ages for that one perfect bit of porn saving various videos and pictures along the way, untill your satisfied. This inevitably leads to hours spend trawling through various sites on the internet.
"Don't disturb me, i'm going on a porn adventure!"
porn adventure by G-Fest March 11, 2008

Porn address 

Your alternative web based email address to which your friends send jpgs, mp3s,pdfs, wmvs, wavs and other deemed inappropriate materials that would otherwise be blocked by your employer's email filters.
Unemployed friend: Did you get that hilarious video clip that I sent you?

Employee: Dude, quit sending that shit to my work address. You're gonna get me fired. Send it to my porn address.
Porn address by David Irwin July 27, 2006

Porn Addict 

You.
Porn Addict by stonaaar September 29, 2009

Porn Addict 

Someone obsessed with Porn. Always talks, looks, and downloads porn.
Porn Addict by Christopher Scott September 15, 2003

Porn Addict 

A man who doesn't think he is addicted to porn. However, he loves porn and cannot stop watching it.
Man! My friend Jonathan is a porn addict! He says he is not, but holy he watches the crap out of that porn. He almost broke the internet!
Porn Addict by YaBoi696969 November 26, 2014
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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