pork screw 

the male sex organ, occasionally used as a means to eliminate uremic fluids from the body.

james lovingly thrashed betty with his pork screw

pork screw by banjobill December 20, 2008

Porkscrew

The meatwad of a pig, closely resembling the shape of a "corkscrew".

Odo likes to take porkscrews in the ear. That's why she's so brain dead.

Porkscrew by Drift_91 August 1, 2010

Porkscrew

50% pork 50% screw

I heard theres a porkscrew goin’ on tonight, may I join in?

Porkscrew by Druffzzz August 11, 2025