finger thru the toilet paper moment

a sinking realization that you've just fucked up and it's too late to do anything about it

this afternoon i had a "finger thru the toilet paper moment" when i blurted out bob's girlfriend's name in front of his wife.

by banjobill January 09, 2009

giggle factory

an institution reserved and maintained for those among us who are insane.

the voices in grandpa's head got so bad we had to commit him to the giggle factory.

by banjobill January 23, 2009

hobo steak

the meat product we all learned to hate as kids and it's real name is bologna.

growing up we were so poor that we largely subsisted on bologna which we knew as "hobo steak."

by banjobill January 24, 2009

lumpy surprise

when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.

this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.

by banjobill January 10, 2009

pork screw

the male sex organ, occasionally used as a means to eliminate uremic fluids from the body.

james lovingly thrashed betty with his pork screw

by banjobill December 20, 2008