During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.
I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret
by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020
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A person who spends all free time, money and resources on pornography. All while living absolutely no social life or interacting with the opposite sex.
My friend has been locked in his room for months scouring the Internet for nude photos of Fergie. He's becoming a real pornmonster.
by Spanky230 January 2, 2011
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