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Porcupwned 

The owning of an HCAF member, most specifically n00bz, by GuitarMan216. The term was coined by GuitarMan216's past extreme use of hair gel which resulted in an uncanny porcupine resemblance. There are a couple alternate spellings, such as "Porcupwnt"
666Dave666: Why the fuck are you so happy?

GuitarMan216: Because yuor Mom iz under mah desk givin me teh head.

Weathered: Porcupwned.
Porcupwned by GuitarMan216 February 4, 2008
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porcupwned 

It's an extreme version of wordpwned/word.
Dude, you got porcupwned!!
porcupwned by steffinb January 27, 2003

Porcupine Tree 

A band capable of making no bad music, even if they were rotting corpses that couldn't move, the sound of bugs eating their entrails would still be pure musical genius, because their spirits would will the insects to create harmonies and rhythms.

Sarcasm is ineffective when describing this band. All bad things said are wrong. Your argument is invalid.
Porcupine Tree is an awesome band. There is no other opinion. Opinions can be wrong.
Porcupine Tree by Foofy! June 3, 2011

Porcupine Tree 

see greatest band ever
Porcupine Tree by el_Sethro September 8, 2005

Rabbit Porcupine 

Said when a stupid person is acting up, will confuse them and make them feel offended in a very weird but cleverly combined way.

This term evolves from the TV show psych.
Ivory:OMNOMNOM

Claudio: Ivory Quit being such a rabbit porcupine!

Ivory: haha WHAAAT!!! im so confused. ..
Rabbit Porcupine by Claudiolic June 24, 2011

porcupine man 

Sonic's newer and shittier design, as opposed to those used in the original, which was more cartoony, and did not look like the bastard child of a porcupine and a man
Sonic started sucking after the Sega Genesis, when he was replaced by Porcupine Man
porcupine man by flooberscoober August 23, 2010

Sweaty porcupine 

Perspiring rodent like your mom
Huns are sweaty porcupines.
Sweaty porcupine by LolaJordan December 22, 2019
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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