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Porchdick 

A Porchdick is a guy who sits on a porch and is a dick to everyone that walks by. They are usually old, drunk, high, etc. Also they prefer to remain on a rocking chair or other type of chair with a big glass of scotch instead of confronting people face to face.
"Hey dude, did you see that old guy on the porch back there?"
"Yeah man, that guy is a great example of a porchdick. He called some six year old a pussy ass bitch yesterday!"

porch dick 

An intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his/her porch
Jessie's husband in The Walking Dead is a porch dick to Rick
porch dick by Fluck Duck March 8, 2015

Porch dick 

A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.
"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"
Porch dick by Arrty March 8, 2015

porch dick 

A person who hurls insults and threats from the comfort of their porch.
That guy who yelled at us for skating in front of his house was a real porch dick.
porch dick by Mattyice March 8, 2015

porch dick 

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
porch dick by bigweaseldaddy March 8, 2015
Word of the Day on July 31, 2021

porch dick 

An arrogant asshole sitting on a porch who makes a blunt comment.
That guy is acting like a complete porch dick!
porch dick by Sai Kopath March 8, 2015